do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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