she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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