Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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