Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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