Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You work out of a Hotel?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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