She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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