This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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