I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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