Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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