pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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