is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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