Where did you get a picture of my penis
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Found the puke drawer
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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