I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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