so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize