Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
