Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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