Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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