what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He did a backflip because drugs
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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