Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize