Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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