I feel like abortions should bother me more
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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