is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just gargled with NyQuil
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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