11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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