If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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