Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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