She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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