i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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