Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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