If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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