Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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