If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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