she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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