I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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