Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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