Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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