your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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