I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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