ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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