stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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