I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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