no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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