we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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