forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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