He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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