I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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