How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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