I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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