Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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