How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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