Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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