I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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