You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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