Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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