I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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