Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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