my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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