There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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