As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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